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I'd still take shelter...  Just in case...  Shocked  rofl  rofl  rofl
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I don't think they like to fly in the heat.............
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Nah, they're waiting for him in the A/C with the wife Devil
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Bad jokes? Oh, I've heard some of them last week... A very mean english gent (PA from nforcers) brought to my attention some MJ jokes:


MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...


Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the children's ward having a stroke.


Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.


Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.


Jockeys at tomorrows horseracing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory


Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.


McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns


At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he's been trying to quit for a while.


Micheal Jacksons ghost has been spotted in a childrens ward.. Looks like he is still trying to put the willies up small children


MJ didnt die due to a heart attack. It was food poisoning from an 11yr old sausage


What's the difference between MJ and Alex Fergurson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in august.


Michael Jackson is dead. Kids around the world rejoice - except for Casper, who's crapping himself


Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe". The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.
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After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: "Bob, do we still have intercourse?"

And there was a hush you could hear a pin drop.

Bob answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times. What we have is Blue Cross!"

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That's something my parents would've done on purpose  Brick Wall  Donkey Kong
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Now just take a look at the name of this restaurants...























From http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/07/weird-and-funny-restaurant-names.html

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You forgot a few...





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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?"

"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the old lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'." "When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'... so here I am!"

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Extreme flying - jumbo landing in severe crosswind  Shocked

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicans who run it.

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