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rwillis

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Fing...............  caught us  rofl rofl rofl
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

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Glad I learned Catnip lived on 5 Devil
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 rofl rofl rofl
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Glad I learned Catnip lived on 5 Devil
We all know you went to the 6th floor first GP... rofl
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Yep typical woman..  Tongue
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I'm allowed to change my mind Hoghappy
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I'm allowed to change my mind Hoghappy
I've heard that this is an unresolved bug in the female model of the species Hoghappy

She changes her mind every five minutes, or when the eastern wind hits, whatever comes first
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It's not a bug. It's a FEATURE Grin
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Only slightly cranky

Sounds like they were designed by Microsoft, Rick.  Doh
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 rofl rofl

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new model / upgrade IE8
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Sounds like they were designed by Microsoft, Rick.  Doh

nah, we said change minds, not reboot... Tongue
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It's not a bug. It's a FEATURE Grin
No it is a major BUG........... rofl  rofl
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nah, we said change minds, not reboot... Tongue

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either way brain stops working and goes off in a different direction  Thumbs Up
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Sounds like they were designed by Microsoft, Rick.  Doh
That makes sense!  Shocked

- Everything that happens is blamed on you
- They take over all your resources and require your undivided attention
- They are always asking your opinion, in spite of not taking it into consideration and doing what they wanted to anyway
- They care more about design than actual functionality
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 rofl rofl rofl Run taba run ....................
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No wombats so far...

They must have been grounded because of the fireworks, or something like it Afro
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