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Johnny Cool

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I guess you all did not like that news about penguins.  rofl

Try this one ...



Okay honey, bring your big Schwinn in here!
This brothel in Berlin has come up with a new marketing ploy in these tough economic times. It is offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.

I’m sorry, but this is funny. My first thought is, what a terribly risky thing to do, with the Tour de France currently going on.

I mean, those guys spend long, lonely days on bikes, and if they hear about this, one thing leads to another, and it’s “Pedal fast, we’re makin’ a detour, boys!”

My next thought was, how might some greedy guys actually be able to abuse this generous offer?

I close my eyes and picture thousands of German guys racing their cars with bike-racks on them to about a block from the brothel, then coasting just the last block on two wheels.

“Ach, big boy, you haff lots of stamina for someone who rode a bike all zee vay from Munich!”

http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2009/07/13/okay-honey-bring-your-big-schwinn-in-here/

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Just contemplating Catnip's wheel base Grin
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Poor Rick....... rofl  rofl
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Rick's in 2nd place. His, erm, auxiliary equipment is impressive, but Catnip's just plain extraordinary. Hamtaro
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If I bag Catnip, wanna give me away? Devil
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Won't you have to pass his mother's sniff test first?
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Sure ............
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Won't you have to pass his mother's sniff test first?
He's already planning this. We're coordinating how and when tonight. Angel
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